Total Medals Earned: 253 (From 89 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,865 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play the game
Defeat the girl boss
Medals Earned: 4/13 (90/475 points)
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Destroy the painting
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Try the game out on a phone
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Often followed by throwing up
Open the damn door
Scarf it
I'm not dead yet!
Win
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/270 points)
Start Your First Day
Complete Story Mode
Get 3 Stars in Story Mode
Get Fired
Let Every Farmer Pass Their Audits
Get 30 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 90 Coins in Endless Mode
Get 150 Coins in Endless Mode
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/280 points)
Beat the first level.
Beat Broyon, the first boss in this game.
Beat Hell Fighter, the second boss.
Beat level 25.
Get 100 Hit Points.
Get 200 max stamina.
Do 15 combo.
Medals Earned: 9/18 (70/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 2/10 (105/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Complete the SIDE A
Complete the SIDE B